And I'll Huff, And I'll Puff...

And I'll blow this adorable little bugger down. My God! I don't know what to say about this ACTUAL listing at XXXXX Lou Dillon Ave. in Los Angeles. I'm willing to bet the listing agent won't have much to say either. But, hey, it's a bargain at $167,000 for a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom what-cha-ma-call-it.

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

Does the House Come With The Turkey and Duck?

I swear to you, we don't make this up! Twice in one day during a search for a single family home for my client and look what I found in Silverlake. Live Turkeys and Ducks and Chickens at the listing for XXX Rosemount Ave. in Los Angeles. Again, the listing agent obviously feels he is serving his clients best interest by including photos of their "pets" (or dinner).

Pinch me... I must be dreaming!

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

A Kitchen to Die For...

Oh boy... we took a break thinking the foreclosure market had slowed down and short sales practically have disappeared. BUT the hideous real estate listing photos continue! Apparently, the listing agent, Andrew Cruz, believes the photo of this kitchen at XXX N Lake St. in Los Angeles will appeal to someone. Anyone?

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

And... We're Back With Another Doozy - XXXX Lyric Ave. in Los Feliz

Okay, this beauty was brought to my attention by a world famous diva. Folks, I don't even have to hunt these down - the general public is already finding them and bringing these real estate listing photo train wrecks to my attention!

Listed at $635,000, this property is described on the MLS as follows:

Amazing 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom home on an over 4,000 SF lot in Los Feliz area. The two story home
will definitely stand out when passing by! The home has an attached 2 car garage, large windows to give lots of natural light and a back yard area surrounded by lots of trees and plants!

What they forgot to mention in the description was the gorgeous, recently cleaned living room and the bathroom fit for a king. King Kong.

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

It's All About the Curtains - XXX W 54th St., Los Angeles, CA

A fine example of an agent laying it on thick to sell another fine property. Just look at the time and care that went into taking these shots. Adolfo Flores of Stop Real Estate & Loans is the agent for this listing.

It is a real estate agent's duty to the seller to properly market a property to the general public, and we can see that Adolfo is doing just that.

We need a drum roll or something, because you're not going to believe this next part.

The property description is the bomb:

BEST PROPERTY IN TOWN, 4 BEDS 2 BATHS FIXER THIS IS A SHORT SALE SUBJECT TO LENDER APPROVAL

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

It's The Cozy Bedroom That Does It For Us - XXXX Lexington Ave., Los Angeles

Don't you just want to curl up and climb into that bed? This is one of many lovely photos posted by Dorothy McCoy Brown of John Brown Real Estate for this listing located at XXXX Lexington Ave. in Los Angeles.

Listed at this writing for $499,999, the description reads as follows:

SUBJECT IS LOCATED NEAR DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES: NORTH OF SANTA MONICA BLVD, SOUTH OF FOUNTAIN AVE, EAST OF VERMONT AVE AND WEST OF VIRGIL AVE.COSMETIC FIXER SIX ROOMS: LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM, KITCHEN, FAMILY ROOM, 2 BEDROOMS, 2 BATHROOMS, CONCRETE PATIO, GARAGE CONVERTED TO BEDROOM WITHOUT PERMIT.

But the best part of this listing is the second photo. Gotta love the sign taped to the cabinet "Clean As You Go".

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

OMG We Have a Beauty Here! XXXX W. 35th Pl., Los Angeles

Thanks to fellow KW Realtor Monique Carrabba for pointing out these lovely listing photos. The listing is located at XXXX W. 35th Pl. in Los Angeles and is courtesy of a real estate franchise named after a period of years.

We particularly love the Pinnochio blanket hanging off the front porch.

We're not sure if that's a dog house or bird sanctuary behind that ratty blanket, but what we'd really like to know is if it's included with the sale. 

The second photo features what can only be described as... um... a whole bunch of junk, which should help speed the sale along.

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan