And... We're Back With Another Doozy - XXXX Lyric Ave. in Los Feliz

Okay, this beauty was brought to my attention by a world famous diva. Folks, I don't even have to hunt these down - the general public is already finding them and bringing these real estate listing photo train wrecks to my attention!

Listed at $635,000, this property is described on the MLS as follows:

Amazing 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom home on an over 4,000 SF lot in Los Feliz area. The two story home
will definitely stand out when passing by! The home has an attached 2 car garage, large windows to give lots of natural light and a back yard area surrounded by lots of trees and plants!

What they forgot to mention in the description was the gorgeous, recently cleaned living room and the bathroom fit for a king. King Kong.

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

It's All About the Curtains - XXX W 54th St., Los Angeles, CA

A fine example of an agent laying it on thick to sell another fine property. Just look at the time and care that went into taking these shots. Adolfo Flores of Stop Real Estate & Loans is the agent for this listing.

It is a real estate agent's duty to the seller to properly market a property to the general public, and we can see that Adolfo is doing just that.

We need a drum roll or something, because you're not going to believe this next part.

The property description is the bomb:

BEST PROPERTY IN TOWN, 4 BEDS 2 BATHS FIXER THIS IS A SHORT SALE SUBJECT TO LENDER APPROVAL

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

It's The Cozy Bedroom That Does It For Us - XXXX Lexington Ave., Los Angeles

Don't you just want to curl up and climb into that bed? This is one of many lovely photos posted by Dorothy McCoy Brown of John Brown Real Estate for this listing located at XXXX Lexington Ave. in Los Angeles.

Listed at this writing for $499,999, the description reads as follows:

SUBJECT IS LOCATED NEAR DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES: NORTH OF SANTA MONICA BLVD, SOUTH OF FOUNTAIN AVE, EAST OF VERMONT AVE AND WEST OF VIRGIL AVE.COSMETIC FIXER SIX ROOMS: LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM, KITCHEN, FAMILY ROOM, 2 BEDROOMS, 2 BATHROOMS, CONCRETE PATIO, GARAGE CONVERTED TO BEDROOM WITHOUT PERMIT.

But the best part of this listing is the second photo. Gotta love the sign taped to the cabinet "Clean As You Go".

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

OMG We Have a Beauty Here! XXXX W. 35th Pl., Los Angeles

Thanks to fellow KW Realtor Monique Carrabba for pointing out these lovely listing photos. The listing is located at XXXX W. 35th Pl. in Los Angeles and is courtesy of a real estate franchise named after a period of years.

We particularly love the Pinnochio blanket hanging off the front porch.

We're not sure if that's a dog house or bird sanctuary behind that ratty blanket, but what we'd really like to know is if it's included with the sale. 

The second photo features what can only be described as... um... a whole bunch of junk, which should help speed the sale along.

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan 

Pull Up a Chair - XXX N Serrano Ave., Los Angeles

We particularly like that this listing agent was thoughtful enough to include the tattered recliner dumped in front of this house. The description of this property reads as follows: GATED 3 BR HOME LOCATED NEAR WESTERN & BEVERLY. INTERIOR IN NEED OF COSMETIC TOUCH UP ONCE VACATED. THERE IS NO GARAGE IN BACK YARD, ONLY STORAGE SHED. HIGH CEILINGS IN ATTIC CAN BE ACCESSED BY A PULL DOWN LADDER IN HALLWAY THAT CAN BE TURNED INTO EXTRA STORAGE SPACE OR ANYTHING YOU MAY WANT TO IMAGINE.

Unfortunately, he did not include any photos of the interior. In fact, the agent only provided this one picture. It's safe to assume that this is a keeper.

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

And we have a winner! 1258 S. Victoria Ave., Los Angeles

We can't make this stuff up folks. This is the greatest real estate listing photo of all time. Congratulations to Janice Neiman for a job well done. You can see the effort she has put in to marketing this beauty. 1258 South Victoria Ave., Los Angeles. Currently listed on the MLS.

Oh but there's more. The description for this listing reads:

TWO STORY HOME WITH 6 BEDROOMS AND 4 BATHROOMS. HOME NEED TLC. HIS AND HER PARLORS. WOOD FLOORS THROUGH OUT HOME. SOME WOOD FINISHED IN LIVING ROOM AND PARLOR. HOME HAS 2 STAIR WELLS. NEW SIGN IN AREA OXFORD SQUARE HISTORICAL DISTRICT.

And there is one more photo we must share.

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

7764 Fountain Ave., West Hollywood

This one is too funny. As of September 11, 2012, this is currently listed for sale on the MLS. The agent only posted one photo, and it was obscured by his photographer's finger. We can only assume that he was the photographer... because if he hired someone to take photos we figure there would be more...

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan