It's All About the Curtains - XXX W 54th St., Los Angeles, CA

A fine example of an agent laying it on thick to sell another fine property. Just look at the time and care that went into taking these shots. Adolfo Flores of Stop Real Estate & Loans is the agent for this listing.

It is a real estate agent's duty to the seller to properly market a property to the general public, and we can see that Adolfo is doing just that.

We need a drum roll or something, because you're not going to believe this next part.

The property description is the bomb:

BEST PROPERTY IN TOWN, 4 BEDS 2 BATHS FIXER THIS IS A SHORT SALE SUBJECT TO LENDER APPROVAL

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan

It's The Cozy Bedroom That Does It For Us - XXXX Lexington Ave., Los Angeles

Don't you just want to curl up and climb into that bed? This is one of many lovely photos posted by Dorothy McCoy Brown of John Brown Real Estate for this listing located at XXXX Lexington Ave. in Los Angeles.

Listed at this writing for $499,999, the description reads as follows:

SUBJECT IS LOCATED NEAR DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES: NORTH OF SANTA MONICA BLVD, SOUTH OF FOUNTAIN AVE, EAST OF VERMONT AVE AND WEST OF VIRGIL AVE.COSMETIC FIXER SIX ROOMS: LIVING ROOM, DINING ROOM, KITCHEN, FAMILY ROOM, 2 BEDROOMS, 2 BATHROOMS, CONCRETE PATIO, GARAGE CONVERTED TO BEDROOM WITHOUT PERMIT.

But the best part of this listing is the second photo. Gotta love the sign taped to the cabinet "Clean As You Go".

As always, pointing out these "Bad Real Estate Listing Photos" is Los Angeles Realtor Gerry Moylan